Twelve Days Of Christmas-Collinwood Style
Song Parody By MissyPittyKitty
December 23, 2003

Twelve Days of Christmas - Collinwood Style

On the first day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the second day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the third day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the fourth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks
And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the fifth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats,
Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the sixth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Six Secret Rooms, Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes,
Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the seventh day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Seven Silver Bullets, Six Secret Rooms, Five Devil's Rings,
Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks
And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the eighth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Eight Journal Pages, Seven Silver Bullets, Six Secret Rooms,
Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats,
Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the nineth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Nine sticks of i-ching, Eight Journal Pages, Seven Silver Bullets,
Six Secret Rooms, Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes,
Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the tenth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Ten Tarot Cards, Nine Sticks of i-ching, Eight Journal pages,
Seven Silver Bullets, Six Secret Rooms, Five Devil's Rings,
Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks
And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Eleven Bricked up Walls, Ten Tarot Cards, Nine Sticks of i-ching,
Eight Journal pages, Seven Silver Bullets, Six Secret Rooms,
Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes, Three Black Bats,
Two Fanging Marks And Collinwood-By-the-Sea

On the Twelvth day of Christmas, My Barney gave to me
Twelve Music Boxes, Eleven Bricked up Walls, Ten Tarot Cards,
Nine Sticks of i-ching, Eight Journal pages, Seven Silver Bullets,
Six Secret Rooms, Five Devil's Rings, Four Silver Canes,
Three Black Bats, Two Fanging Marks And COLLINWOOD-BY-THE-SEA!

(whew)


MissyPittyKitty